1. Mayonnaise
  2. The Catholic Church
    My mom is a youth minister so trust me I fucking tried before I knocked.
  3. Elective plastic surgery
    For me, this is as good as it's going to get.
  4. Snow
    Nothing romantic about breaking a leg due to black ice.
  5. Math
  6. Entourage
    Sorry, but also no?
  7. Chris Brown
  8. Surprise parties
  9. Fox News
  10. Dry shampoo
    Let me bask in my natural oils!
  11. Filling my gas tank up all of the way
    I like the chase.
  12. Martyrs
    Just say no if you don't want to do it??
  13. Only using one towel when you shower
    I would rather die than have wet hair stuck to my back.