STUFF MY STUDENTS HAVE RECENTLY SAID

  1. While discussing foreshadowing in class
    *8th grader raises hand* "We just talked about this in health!" *another 8th grader answers* "No, Kevin. That was foreplay." End scene.
  2. When discussing animals/artifacts that are becoming extinct
    *11th grader* "What about the dildo?" *Me* "WHAT?" "You know! The bird!" the dodo.....
  3. "My dad said the wage gap is a myth."
  4. While debating the American Dream
    "Anyone can have the American Dream! My uncle just got out of jail and he already owns three jet skis."
  5. "Ms. Murphy, do you regret that you are a brunette?"