STUFF MY STUDENTS HAVE RECENTLY SAID
- •While discussing foreshadowing in class*8th grader raises hand* "We just talked about this in health!" *another 8th grader answers* "No, Kevin. That was foreplay." End scene.
- •When discussing animals/artifacts that are becoming extinct*11th grader* "What about the dildo?" *Me* "WHAT?" "You know! The bird!" the dodo.....
- •"My dad said the wage gap is a myth."
- •While debating the American Dream"Anyone can have the American Dream! My uncle just got out of jail and he already owns three jet skis."
- •"Ms. Murphy, do you regret that you are a brunette?"