THINGS THAT ARE JUST SLYTHERIN

  1. Places that don't accept cards
  2. Runs in your stockings at the most inappropriate times (had to take mine off during my grandmother's funeral)
  3. Decaf coffee
  4. Hulu commercials
  5. Static cling
  6. Old people driving
  7. People who hand out anything other than candy on Halloween
  8. Mushrooms
  9. Republicans