REASONS TO JOIN A BOUGIE GYM

Small plug for spending way more per month on your gym membership than you probably should as a young professional, and a large plug for Equinox.
  1. Not having to watch Fox News on the treadmill
  2. Not having to witness women wearing waist trainers on the Stairmaster for an hour and a half
  3. Refrigerated eucalyptus towels a'plenty
  4. Kiehl's products in the shower
  5. Spin instructors with "philosophies"
  6. Newest edition of every magazine you'd ever want to read
  7. High concentration of men with good haircuts in Lulu Lemon