REASONS TO JOIN A BOUGIE GYM
Small plug for spending way more per month on your gym membership than you probably should as a young professional, and a large plug for Equinox.
- •Not having to watch Fox News on the treadmill
- •Not having to witness women wearing waist trainers on the Stairmaster for an hour and a half
- •Refrigerated eucalyptus towels a'plenty
- •Kiehl's products in the shower
- •Spin instructors with "philosophies"
- •Newest edition of every magazine you'd ever want to read
- •High concentration of men with good haircuts in Lulu Lemon