Can you not?

I'm going to need people to cease and desist the following:
  1. Smoking cigarettes
    Expensive -smelly-will kill you
  2. Beeping their horn 0.1 milliseconds after the light changes
  3. Playing music sans earbuds in public
  4. Taking the wrong seat in movie theaters with assigned seating
  5. Cameron Dallas taking his shirt off making me feel like a pedo