Creepy....greedy...inappropriate....obsessed
  1. Cameron Dallas
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    (Internet famous teen)
  2. Pumpkin cheesecake cookies
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    Only once a year so I buy boxeS!!! And forget to share.
  3. Kendall Jenner
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    I am enjoying watch her develop as a model beneath the Kardashian cloud almost as much as I enjoy watching Kylie low key compete with her.
  4. The L word series
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    Shane and Bette! Need I type more?
  5. Hershey's cookies and cream bars
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    Let it melt in your tongue then crunch those cookie morsels and try not to have an orgasm
  6. Purses
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    Never too many....
  7. Netflix
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    Each and everyday since I hopped on the bandwagon light years behind the rest of the 🌎
  8. Coffee and Patrone
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    Not together and in no particular order
  9. Stand up comedy
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    It's the only thing keeping me from weeping alone in the shower
  10. Sidenote: Chris D'elia 🚹 is so 🔥that I'm almost confused by his beauty. Perfect hair and an Adam's apple worth biting. Thank God he has that crazy giggle/laugh that brings me back to reality.