Reasons I want to punch a stranger

  1. Honking behind me at the light .99 milliseconds after it changes
  2. Gum pipping
  3. Littering
  4. NOT curbing your dog
  5. Playing music on a personal device sans headphones
  6. Making me miss a turn
  7. Giving me directions that include the words north south east and or west
  8. People on their cell phones while interacting with customer service workers
  9. People wearing rubber gloves with no comprehension of cross contamination
  10. Those chain letter emails that say I'll die if I don't fwd 6,000 copies NOW
  11. Stand up comedy hecklers