A man walks into a bar

an anti-joke
  1. Ouch.
  2. He smashed his patella.
  3. This is his first night out since his knee surgery.
  4. This will undo weeks of physical therapy.
  5. His insurance won't cover it because he was "under the influence."
  6. He had 2 light beers.
  7. The healthcare system is very flawed.