Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

  1. Where are her boobs? At least one of them is missing. I am determined to get to the bottom of this.
  2. This is the bus, Uber. You're not fooling anyone.
  3. I think I'm not going to explain this, actually
  4. I wanted to make a joke about this on twitter, but decided not to, as to maintain my Nice Girl© image
  5. Bet you thought you were done with this one, huh?
    I can actually make this go from blue to white at will. I keep it around to make sure I haven't lost that power.
  6. I have to use this reaction often.
  7. This is an article about bathrooms around the city.
  8. I saved 2 pages.