Songs From Fictional Artists That Are Better Than Real Songs

I've probably missed dozens
  1. I'm So Humble - Connor4Real
    This song inspired this list. It is an absolute jam.
  2. Bangers, Beans and Mash - Infant Sorrow
    Jason Segel doesn't get nearly enough credit for his songwriting talent. This song has made me cry, and despite what a previous list might suggest, I'm not a crier.
  3. Pretend To Be Nice - Josie and the Pussycats
    This was technically sung by Letters to Cleo, so it's kind of cheating
  4. Shake a Tailfeather - Blues Brothers
  5. Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You Tonight - Spinal Tap
  6. Forever - Jesse and the Rippers
  7. Male Prima Donna - Subtle Sexuality
    It took me years to get it out of my head, and I hate myself for bringing it back up. I'm gonna down a bottle of baby aspirin.
  8. Dust - Downtown Sasquatch
    The reason I will never see Drake and not still think, "That's Aubrey Graham."
  9. Killer Tofu - The Beets
    I would sell absolutely anything I own to go to a Beets concert.
  10. Boys and Buses - Juliette Barnes
    "Sometimes love and transportation will spin their wheels and keep you waiting." Basically Shakespeare.
  11. 5000 Candles in the Wind - Mouse Rat
    RIP Li'l Sebastian