FAVORITE PHRASES TO USE WHILE HAZING PLEDGES

  1. "QUESTION FUCKING ANSWER"
  2. "THAT. IS MY BEST. FRIEND."
  3. "Just because they're twins, doesn't mean they're the same person."
  4. "Greet me."
  5. "100000 demerits!"
  6. "You guys are never getting in."
  7. "He's on the untouchables."
  8. "Don't even think about using the dishwasher."
  9. "SIZZLE LIKE BACON."
  10. "Tell me why I'm interesting."
  11. "Go print this for me."
  12. "Here's a list for a scavenger hunt."
  13. "You have 30 minutes"