THINGS REAL ADULTS DO, THAT I DON'T

  1. Keep plants alive
  2. Actually have money in their savings account
  3. Have curtains
  4. Cook using a stove/oven more than they do a microwave
  5. Understand their retirement plan/401K
  6. Drive places
  7. Know how the stock market works
  8. Own furniture from an actual furniture store
    Not IKEA and Craigslist