INSULTING THINGS THAT PEOPLE HAVE TOLD ME

  1. I have the common decency of an amoeba
  2. There is a dark hole in my body where my heart is supposed to be
  3. I'm wasting my time going into a dying industry
  4. Someone once called me a dirty blonde
    Very clearly a brunette
  5. I'm clumsy
    Took this very, very, very offensively