1. A signed copy of @mindy "Why Not Me" that took over my holiday break. I had to take a picture to prove it to my fellow Mindy lovers and group text them, well, back door brag group text them.
  2. This is my 55 year old father torching the shape of a penis into the ice of our frozen lake. This is how the Jorissens ring in the new year.
  3. My friends have an annual themed Christmas party every year, this year was Star Wars (duh). We also have a ginger bread house contest, this is my house this year. My team won (double duh).
  4. The Target display this Christmas. I cried I laughed so hard when I saw this while trying to find kitty litter.
  5. My boyfriend and I had a double double yolk morning over Thanksgiving. I guess we should of bought a lottery ticket or something right?
  6. This photo was taken the moment I said "that's a wrap" on Season 2 of The Dreamers. I was half laughing half sobbing, like a real champ.
  7. The dead cat and the alive cat, a modern day Romeo and Juliet...
  8. Going to Sundance with my main bitch. All of the smiles on this one.
  9. I swear to god this is a thing. The most patriotic thing I have ever witnessed. I mean look at that eagle's determination. Legit.
  10. I bottled this wine with my man at my 2nd favorite place on earth, my great aunt's organic vineyard in Modesto.
  11. A quote I keep reminding myself of as I direct and produce.