Things I've Heard My Neighbor Say To His Dog

Note: I'm not eavesdropping, these conversations happen outside my front door. Note: It's probably still eavesdropping.
  1. "That's not your apartment, you know that."
    It was my apartment.
  2. "Dude, when you do that, your leash goes under the door and it's annoying."
  3. "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to step on you. I'm sorry. I'M SORRY."
    This one happened on the stairs, but the yelping was impossible not to hear.
  4. "Good boy. That's a good boy."
    This was as I was passing them on the street, as the dog was taking a crap.
  5. "Aww buddy, I love you, too."
    That was cute, I guess.