THANKSGIVING FOODS RANKED IN ORDER OF DELICIOUSNESS
- •StuffingMy only goal this year is to not talk about politics with anyone I share DNA with.
- •Stuffing with gravy on itI already know this is futile because I am weak of will and strong of opinion
- •Stuffing with turkey under itSmothered, like our feelings
- •Mashed potatoes built into a gravy VesuviusRemember that thanksgiving where the Tiger Woods/Elin drama unfolded? That nearly killed us as a family.
- •Turkey sous vide in gravyThis year, marijuana is recreationally legal in Denver
- •Any kind of orange tuber covered in marshmallowsSo maybe we'll all be a little more chill about this rapidly spiraling world
- •PieMade of stuffing?