THANKSGIVING FOODS RANKED IN ORDER OF DELICIOUSNESS

  1. Stuffing
    My only goal this year is to not talk about politics with anyone I share DNA with.
  2. Stuffing with gravy on it
    I already know this is futile because I am weak of will and strong of opinion
  3. Stuffing with turkey under it
    Smothered, like our feelings
  4. Mashed potatoes built into a gravy Vesuvius
    Remember that thanksgiving where the Tiger Woods/Elin drama unfolded? That nearly killed us as a family.
  5. Turkey sous vide in gravy
    This year, marijuana is recreationally legal in Denver
  6. Any kind of orange tuber covered in marshmallows
    So maybe we'll all be a little more chill about this rapidly spiraling world
  7. Pie
    Made of stuffing?