How to Instantly and Drastically Improve Your Day in 3 Easy Steps

I guess this is what happens when you watch The Americans and read The Secret History simultaneously.
  1. 1.
    Take a nap because you weren't having a good morning.
  2. 2.
    Dream that you accidentally killed someone and then disposed of the body but now the police find you suspect and you're about to be found out.
  3. 3.
    Wake up. Realize it was all just a dream and you didn't accidentally kill someone and dispose of the body so you're not going to jail forever.
    You have your whole life ahead of you!!