The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire
Inspired by @kaitmaree and others
- •What is your favorite word?Endearing.
- •What is your least favorite word?Dank.
- •What turns you on?Kindness, intelligence, a quick wit.
- •What turns you off?Ignorance, bad manners.
- •What is your favorite curse word?Fuck.
- •What sound or noise do you love?Rain outside my window.
- •What sound or noise do you hate?Nails on a chalkboard. (Sorry for even typing that😩)
- •What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?Screenwriter.
- •What profession would you not like to do?Surgeon.
- •If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?"Come sit here by me and I'll answer all of your questions."