The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire

Inspired by @kaitmaree and others
  1. What is your favorite word?
    Endearing.
  2. What is your least favorite word?
    Dank.
  3. What turns you on?
    Kindness, intelligence, a quick wit.
  4. What turns you off?
    Ignorance, bad manners.
  5. What is your favorite curse word?
    Fuck.
  6. What sound or noise do you love?
    Rain outside my window.
  7. What sound or noise do you hate?
    Nails on a chalkboard. (Sorry for even typing that😩)
  8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    Screenwriter.
  9. What profession would you not like to do?
    Surgeon.
  10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
    "Come sit here by me and I'll answer all of your questions."