Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

  1. BECAUSE CUTE PUPPY
  2. Because this is one of my favorite Twitter rants of all time
    Subject: the song "Switch" by Will Smith
  3. Gonna let y'all make your own description for this one bc I don't have a damn clue what is going on
  4. This is the same chick from above. What? Mascots don't twerk? Kangaroos aren't a "normal" mascot?
    Psh.
  5. VASTLY overestimaters of Guitar Hero skill...