BACHELOR PT 2

thoughts on my first rose ceremony
  1. 1.
    Why am I still watching this?
  2. 2.
    Why doesn't everyone with the same name come up with a nickname for themselves like on ANTM?
  3. 3.
    If Tyra can make someone call themselves McKey then Ben doesn't need to call this girl Lauren B
  4. 4.
    Oh no these girls are gonna have to get over their jealousy
  5. 5.
    Take a shot everytime Ben says "gorgeous"
  6. 6.
    Take a shot everytime Ben says "my wife could be here"
  7. 7.
    I'm willing to bet money that Ben makes a joke about giving/not giving the pony a rose
  8. 8.
    Is he gonna be able to remember names for the rose ceremony?
  9. 9.
    Will he have cue cards?
  10. 10.
    How long did it take them to film the rose ceremony?
  11. 11.
    I bet way too long. I bet they're hangry.
  12. 12.
    Oh, Samantha is an attorney in Florida. That makes more sense.
  13. 13.
    I would never hire her, but it's Florida.
  14. 14.
    I hope he only takes one twin
  15. 15.
    He won't but that'd be good TV
  16. 16.
    Does he have to give out all of the roses?
  17. 17.
    Like if he hates a lot of them can he be like no thank you please
  18. 18.
    They should stamp spoiler alert across the screen everytime there's a talking head before a rose is handed out
  19. 19.
    I bet they made him take Mandi or lace, for ratings
  20. 20.
    If not both
  21. 21.
    Okay we got Mandi I bet the last one is Lace
  22. 22.
    Like I'm not fooled, they love drama
  23. 23.
    They arranged the order of this rose ceremony very specifically
  24. 24.
    OH LACE BIG SURPRISE
  25. 25.
    Boooooo so fake she freaked him out
  26. 26.
    But the other girls were too boring
  27. 27.
    Mmm okay girls who went home you still got bens arms around you
  28. 28.
    You're luckier than like all the rest of America
  29. 29.
    OF COURSE YOU CAN FALL FOR HIM HE IS FLAWLESS
  30. 30.
    Um yeah they definitely rigged lace getting a rose
  31. 31.
    There's no way anyone is that annoying
  32. 32.
    Or anyone likes anyone that annoying
  33. 33.
    Okay so… where'd the horse end up?