1. For real?
  2. Oh Harry! If you die down there you're welcome to share my toilet
    You are straight up showing your crazy and asking him to move in with you when you barely know each other
  3. I'm Moaning Myrtle! I wouldn't expect you to know me! Who would ever talk about ugly, miserable, moping, Moaning Myrtle? AHHHHHHHHHH! 
    A little martyr. Clearly hoping everyone would be like, "No Myrtle you're not ugly, you're like really pretty."
  4. Here I am, minding my own business, and someone thinks it's funny to throw a book at me. Sure! Let's all throw books at Myrtle, because she can't feel it! Ten points if you get it through her stomach. Fifty point if it goes through her head!
    Again, begging for sympathy and attention
  5. Hello Harry! Long time no see! I was circling a blocked drain the other day, I could swear I saw a bit of Polyjuice Potion. Not being a bad boy again, are we? 
    Are you trying to flirt? I don't think it's possible to be sexy and live in a toilet at the same time.