Things I think about multiple times a week...

  1. Pogs
    How were they ever a thing? Throwing a slammer at a stack of cardboard circles and then it's over? I don't get it.
  2. Ben is 25 and doesn't know how to scramble eggs.
    Like how?
  3. Am I the best driver in Athens, GA?
    Ugh. Yes.
  4. Will I ever make it to the bar in time for happy hour?
    Sadly no.
  5. Do I have a uti...
    USUALLY WTF