POTENTIAL CAUSES FOR MY HEADACHE

  1. Not drinking enough water
  2. Black mold in the shower slowly poisoning me
  3. Caffeine withdrawal a month after quitting
  4. Emotional caffeine withdrawal
  5. Staring at Excel all day
  6. Actually staring at Tumblr all day
  7. Working too hard on my Instagram
  8. Fast growing tumor right between my eyes
  9. Eating too much salad
  10. Lack of rain
  11. Open office space conversations slowly melting brain
  12. Being 30
    Still 29