THINGS I APOLOGIZED TO THIS WEEK

  1. The broom
    For bumping into it
  2. A plant
    Also for bumping into it
  3. A spider
    For intentionally killing it
  4. The cat
    For washing cat shit off his back
  5. The towel
    For using it on the cat
  6. The cat, again
    For needing to get up when he was sleeping on me
  7. The wine I bought
    For not liking it
  8. My clean clothes
    For forgetting they were in the dryer
  9. The cat, for the third time
    For pulling him off the screen door after he clawed his way up to the top during his desperate attempt to break loose only to find he could not get himself either out or down.
  10. The screen door
    For leaving the cat long enough to take a photo.