Things to do when it's 104 in LA

  1. Complain
  2. Attempt to buy a fan
  3. Complain about how all the fans are gone
  4. Sit in your car, grateful for the air conditioning
  5. Sit in your car for the amount of time it takes to get anywhere and suffocate
  6. Go to the beach
  7. LEAVE THE BEACH IMMEDIATELY THIS SAND IS A THOUSAND DEGREES
  8. How is beach traffic a thing that goes in both directions?
  9. Is car air conditioning a ruse? Why am I so hot?
  10. How much is it to have a fan delivered today?
  11. WOW OK FAN BLACK MARKET
  12. NO