A Partial Listing of Why Dunkin Donuts is Superior to Krispy Kreme

In honor of National Donut Day!
  1. Breakfast sandwiches
    Occasionally, you want to trade in unhealthy amounts of sugar for unhealthy amounts of sodium and cholesterol.
  2. Munchkins
    'Cause they're delicious and let you think that you're' eating less' (pro-tip: eating a ton is your right as an American).
  3. Large Coffee, Light and Sweet
    If you need a slurry of coffee-flavored sugar to round out the morning, they have you covered!
  4. Coolattas
    They mix incredibly well with alcohol. So I've heard, I meant. Allegedly.