Things I Totally Own Being Irrational About

This stuff doesn't make sense. And I'm fine with that.
  1. Losing in Bar Trivia
    I think I'm smart. I tend to hang out with people I think are smart. There's never an excuse to lose.
  2. Inbox Zero
    A clean inbox is a happy inbox. Subfolders for received mail. It gets sorted, or it gets trashed.
  3. Miniature Golf
    I've stopped trips because I've seen a miniature golf course. Also, no mercy.
  4. Highway Rest Stops
    Treat these like NASCAR pit stops. Precise, efficient steps to get everything done as quickly as possible. No dawdling.
  5. Carrot Cake with Cream Cheese Frosting
    I'm unapologetically judgy about this.