Reasons I Thought I Was Cool in 8th Grade 📂
- •I was the first of my friends to get a pager.It was blue frosted plastic and whenever my boyfriend sent me a 911 message I truly thought the world would end.
- •I could quote every line to Dirty Dancing and Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
- •We had a trampoline in our backyard so all the neighbor boys came to my house after school.Unfortunately for my 8th grade hormones, they weren't interested in dating me.
- •My boobs have been the same size since 7th grade, so at that time, I was advanced.
- •My orthodontist had rubber bands in every possible color. You know this girl's braces game was on point!
- •My dance competition team got matching warm ups that year.I rocked that maroon outfit day and night and in every season!
- •My cousins moved to Belgium so I could talk about my "foreign family" and pretend I was way more sophisticated than my suburban Seattle roots.