Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained
- •Screenshotted so I could accurately respond to a disturbing Facebook post. Saved for future use.
- •Saved because I'm pretty sure he was proposing to me? Like if you wanted to marry me, this should be your exact phrasing.
- •.Recipe for zucchini pizza bites, screenshotted because I lose so many recipes in the Pinterest vortex
- •Had to share with boyfriend. Need this in my closet ASAP.
- •Pretending I'm gonna get in shape. Aha. Ha. Haha. Ha.
- •My entire career in a meme.
- •If you comment on my eating habits, expect this response.