Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

  1. Screenshotted so I could accurately respond to a disturbing Facebook post. Saved for future use.
  2. Saved because I'm pretty sure he was proposing to me? Like if you wanted to marry me, this should be your exact phrasing.
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    Recipe for zucchini pizza bites, screenshotted because I lose so many recipes in the Pinterest vortex
  4. Had to share with boyfriend. Need this in my closet ASAP.
  5. Pretending I'm gonna get in shape. Aha. Ha. Haha. Ha.
  6. My entire career in a meme.
  7. If you comment on my eating habits, expect this response.