ACTUAL THINGS I HAVE SAID TO MY ROOMMATE
- •"I GET TO TO TAKE MY FIRST SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET TO TAKE YOUR SECOND SHOWER"
- •"You can die of dehydration while I live off the Brita filter"
- •"How do you have the energy to make your bed every day???"
- •"I think I am destined to marry Justin Bieber"sidenote: I have said this to multiple people, none of which are extremely enthused about our upcoming nuptials.
- •"Are you just going to keep stuffing the trash until I take it out or...?"i am the unofficial trash-taker-outer.
- •"We needed more toilet paper yesterday."
- •"Is it okay to eat cereal out of a red solo cup?"
- •"How much easy mac is too much?"
- •"But what if the easy mac is minion-shaped?"