I did a semi-bad thing/lied for ok-ish reasons

Oh goddddd
  1. So I watch Jeopardy every day and last year I became completely enamoured with the adorable (and brilliant) Andrew
    Look how sweet and lovely he is!
  2. Because of my weird crush I turned to Twitter to share my problem with the world
  3. A lovely man responded
  4. Who is this lovely man you ask???
  5. Oh just another Jeopardy contestant, Alex Jacob
  6. Fearing I would hurt his feelings by telling the truth (obviously I have quite a high opinion of my effect on people) I LIED
  7. Alex liked the tweet but WHAT IF ANDREW SEES THIS AND DOES NOT LEARN OF HOW ARDENTLY I ADMIRE HIM???
    Who reads, whore ads; I feel like a lying whore ad on Twitter my god
  8. To compensate I quickly tweeted
  9. Zero response. Obviously Andrew has either never known of my existence or feels spurned by my conversation with a nemesis WHEN REALLY I JUST DIDNT WANT HIM TO FEEL BAD
    Sorry Alex but you're married.
  10. If either of you are on li.st I am so sorry for this experience.
  11. However, I am single and Andrew you're kind of a babe 👍🏻
  12. The Li.st App: a nerds tinder?