My Best/worst Break Up Story
I'm the worst TBH
- •I once dated this guy who chewed really fucking loudWhich drove me FUCKING CRAZY
- •But I liked him so we made a joke of how much it drove me nutsWe had other issues that were much more problematic on the big picture scale so like this was our cute annoying joke whatever
- •Honestly if I made a joke he would quiet up so I didn't mind it TOO muchI know I'm sensitive and probably a bitch for pointing it out in the first place so it's fine
- •One time I was napping at his place and he woke me up by eating an apple right by my earLike full on his mouth was open and I got apple juice on me he was like an inch away from my motherfucking ear
- •I woke up and was like "what the hell you know I hate how loud you chew"Like come the fuck on
- •And he was like "nah you'd never break up with me it's fine"
- •Then we went about our day like normal
- •Three days later I broke up with him for "unrelated reasons"Because he wasn't supportive, etc. AND BECAUSE HE PISSED ME OFF
- •And he was like "Good thing you didn't break up with me on Wednesday, I would have thought it was because of my chewing."
- •Hahahaha-oops, sorry not sorry.✌🏻️