Reasons I'm Excited to Graduate College

This May y'all what what
  1. People will stop asking me how long I have left
  2. I won't have to fill in "Some College" on job applications anymore
    Or explain in fine print that I'll be done in May
  3. No more online classes
  4. NO MORE ONLINE CLASSES
  5. NO
  6. MORE
  7. ONLINE
  8. CLASSES
    fuck yeah