The Funniest/smallest Things That Exasperate My Mother
I mean she's very dramatic but some of these she's just got a point about
- •Johnny Depp's hair"He has more hair now than he did on 21 Jump Street."
- •Almost all celebrities with hair plugs"The bald men in this country are going extinct"
- •Good sales"$19.99 are they outta their mind?!"
- •Sales where the price is what's marked (nothing additional is taken off at the register)"They're tricking us!"
- •Hugh Jackman's existenxe"He can't be real! Look at that smile!"
- •Meg Ryan's face work"She was so pretty, what was she thinking?!"
- •Any actress in a film or show who has to make out with an old man"That poor girl."
- •Celebrities who hire hot nannies"WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?!"