Things My Body Was Not Made to Do

Maybe some people can handle this shit but my body is not having any of it
  1. Waking up before 9 am
    People who do this amaze me
  2. Going to bed before 2 am
    If you're asleep by 11, when the eff are you productive?
  3. People insist I can function notmally
  4. But I promise you that I cannot
  5. I'm a sleep monster
    Go away