Alternatively titled: Dear old people who come buy ice cream or This is passive aggressive okay???
  1. Don't wink at me
    Especially at 10 am- way too early to deal with creepy
  2. Do not call me "honey" or "sweetheart"
    I am a grown ass woman, just because you're 100 years old doesn't make it okay
  3. Don't lecture me on the consistency of our ice cream
    I don't make it soooorry
  4. Don't tell me you love me after I hand you your cone
    I'm lookin' at you 60 year old white dude
  5. (Please) do not hand me your change after I already ring you up
    That's more of just an I-can't-do-math thing on my part
  6. Don't tell me I gave you the wrong amount of ice cream
    We have exact measurements to give you and a scale- I literally can't mess up
  7. Do not ask if my hair is "supposed to be this way" and if you can "stand here and study it for awhile"
    Why would I let you do that. Get your old male gaze outta here