THINGS THAT MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A LITERAL ELF (T EDITION)
- •When this man next to me is 10 feet tall
- •Truly he is the abominable snowman to my Cornelius
- •But he's probably nice, not abominable
- •That was a Rudolph movie reference for all u SQUARES
- •Sometimes I pass super tall people and we have a moment where we look at each other just in disbelief
- •He is slouching so his head doesn't touch the ROOF of the T!!!
- •Oh also I'm wearing Christmas socks