1. When this man next to me is 10 feet tall
  2. Truly he is the abominable snowman to my Cornelius
  3. But he's probably nice, not abominable
  4. That was a Rudolph movie reference for all u SQUARES
  5. Sometimes I pass super tall people and we have a moment where we look at each other just in disbelief
  6. He is slouching so his head doesn't touch the ROOF of the T!!!
  7. Oh also I'm wearing Christmas socks