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Excellent tacos at Bartaco tonight...my hands, face, and mouth smell like Mexico
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    The chips and salsa/guac app is a trick...it's impossible to get the entire chip in your mouth at once
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    "Are you both ok with waters, or would you like to look at the drunk menu?"
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    Tacos these days are 10% shell and 90% messy stuff
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    When he goes in for the goodnight kiss...
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    I'm single
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    I burn everything I touch
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    I buy food, forget about it, and then it rots before I use it
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    You come to the interview late
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    You don't show up at the interview
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    You don't show up at the interview and call me days later apologizing for not showing up at the interview
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    YOU'RE IRRESPONSIBLE
Nothing here will blow your mind, but it's all true
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    Treat yo self πŸ‘—πŸ‘ πŸ‘›
    Retail therapy is real. If you don't believe me, as my Louis Vuitton
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    Pack your lunch
    Everyone loves a good pb&j and at a fraction of the cost of eating out...you'll force yourself to love it
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    Surround yourself with positivity
    ✌🏼️
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Still new at this...
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    How to be a happy in your 20s
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    Reasons why I don't cook
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    Reasons why I should cook
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I would like to take a moment to thank my parents
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    And the truth comes out
    Beware of the ghetto fabulous blood sucker
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    I've never been a beautiful cryer
    Give the damn girl a tissue
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    🐰
    Forever a bunny
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    GIFs tell the truth
    Thanks Ron