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  1. Addiction.
  2. Reminder.
  3. Goals.
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  1. Paint my nails with glitter (but only one hand, because I got bored after I painted my left hand)
  2. Google things like "grapefruit oil for liver" and "why does my shower drain sometimes smell like onions" and "what did pterodactyls eat"
  3. Watch a marathon of Two Broke Girls
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  1. Midnight Train to Georgia by Gladys Knight & The Pips
  2. Ain't Never Love a Man by Aretha Franklin
  3. Rappers Delight by Sugarhill Gang
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  1. I can't stop farting because I'm on a liver cleanse.
    Said to me by the cashier at CVS while she was checking my items through.
  2. I almost died on Tuesday.
    Said to me by a man I was standing near in the Deli.
  3. Can I pet your feet?
    Said to me a man at the gas pump next to mine. He eventually introduced himself as Paris.
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