ALLOW ME TO LISTRODUCE™ MYSELF

My name is HOV, OH, H TO THE O V
  1. I'm Kendra
    Hi
  2. I draw comics and do illustrations
    Look upon my works ye mighty
  3. I once accidentally punched my own nose ring out
    Long story
  4. I have a cat named Nicky
    He has one eye and half a tail
  5. I love One Direction
    RIP
  6. I also have a working theory that Harry Styles and I are the same person
    Tall tattooed weirdo Aquarians with brown hair and green eyes it all adds up
  7. My grandma is allegedly distantly related to that Hungarian noblewoman who bathed in the blood of virgins to stay young
    That's why my skin is so good
  8. I don't "do" irony
    I genuinely adore all the trash I talk about
  9. Emma Watson once told my ex boyfriend to break up with me
    Long story
  10. I dunno bye