1. Red Eye Chocolate Chip
    Best if eaten fresh after 12AM. Disclaimer: They sell really cool T-shirts. The T-shirts fit true to size. If you're a Large don't try to reason your way into buying a Medium...it won't fit.
  2. Chips Ahoy!
    Blue Packaging. Double check inspection required to ensure no sign of the dreaded "Reduced Fat" variety.
  3. Oreos
    DOUBLE STUFFED only...regular Oreos are so early 2000s. They should be discontinued.
  4. Milano
    DOUBLE CHOCOLATE...there's a theme here. Listen and learn
  5. Keebler
    WARNING: HIGHLY POTENT...excess consumption WILL result in massive tummy ache