Favorite Cookies, Ranked
- •Red Eye Chocolate ChipBest if eaten fresh after 12AM. Disclaimer: They sell really cool T-shirts. The T-shirts fit true to size. If you're a Large don't try to reason your way into buying a Medium...it won't fit.
- •Chips Ahoy!Blue Packaging. Double check inspection required to ensure no sign of the dreaded "Reduced Fat" variety.
- •OreosDOUBLE STUFFED only...regular Oreos are so early 2000s. They should be discontinued.
- •MilanoDOUBLE CHOCOLATE...there's a theme here. Listen and learn
- •KeeblerWARNING: HIGHLY POTENT...excess consumption WILL result in massive tummy ache