WHEN YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO GO TO DENNY'S

  1. it's the night after the big 80's dance, and if there's one thing a Denny's employee loves, it's 32 sophomores in high school wearing American Apparel's version of the 80's. (no check required: they're just here to drink your water)
  2. you just went to church for the first time in several years and Nana's buying breakfast. CHA-CHING
  3. One Menu to Rule Them All: The Lord of the Ring's menu is revived, and a Hobbit Hole Egg-in-a-Basket awaits.
  4. you have an indescribable urge to stare at paintings of cars from the 50's pulling up to diners.
  5. when any group of college students exceeds 5 bodies, and y'all need some pancakes STAT