WHAT INSTILLS FEAR DEEP DOWN INSIDE MY BONES WHILE I USE A URINAL.
Real life fears as a man in a public bathroom
- •When the tile floor is stickier than a pecan Cinnabon.
- •When it's only me on a urinal and another guy in a stall who is just going HAM on the porcelain.
- •When I'm enjoying a piss and some guy comes in eating an 8 inch sub. Like why plz?
- •When I'm the only guy using a urinal, and the next guy comes in and asks to share