1. Regret: Using school to get diplomas instead of using school to get knowledge.
  2. Pride: My kids.
  3. Goal: Write a children's book.
  4. Dream: I used to have this recurring dream in which my mom turned herself into a robot and she could remove her head and it would float around.
    Almost certainly inspired by the Not Quite Human movies.
  5. Fantasy: I go to Harvard. My roommate is Zuckerberg. I find Facebook laying around and take it because "it doesn't look like he's using it anymore." I drop out and turn Facebook into a behemoth. But then, instead of taking it public, I sell it for a billion and peace out.