His 2 year old saw his stomach. What happened next will make you question your ontology.

I call this title "Cli.st-bait."
  1. I have a mole on my stomach.
    It doesn't look that big or gross - think Cindy Crawford.
  2. Madelyn (2.5 y/o) spent the morning pointing to it and shouting: "that's your penis!"
    I should probably get it checked out.