What My Saturday Wouldn't Have Looked Like 15 Years Ago

  1. Wake up early to be alone.
  2. Drink coffee while staring outside at the land I own.
  3. TODAY'S LAWN MOWING DAY!!
  4. Kids wake up - "I need to go to Home Depot to get a...light bulb. Why are there no extra light bulbs in this house!?"
  5. Plant all the plants I impulse bought at Home Depot.
    (Forgot to get light bulbs)
  6. Mow lawn.
  7. Do half of a thing on the "Honey, do" list.
    (Probably requires a second trip to Home Depot
  8. Clean Garage.
  9. Cookout with other adults who have kids.
  10. Early to bed.