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Things I hear about the weirdos my boyfriend works with at a software development company. To be updated as more info comes in. All weirdos shall remain nameless.
- •"Ponytail Man"This man has a ponytail past his hips. It is like a pet attached to his head. He likes guns and his only political views revolve around making assault weapons accessible.
- •"Lowkey Trump Supporter"This man seemed normal until he friended my boyfriend on Facebook. We then discovered he shared videos supporting Trump with notes like "I don't want to get in a fight, this is just my opinion" and "I'm not saying I support Trump, but thought I would share."
- •"Soccer Pothead"This man comes back from his lunch break completely blazed. He also does no work and watches soccer on his computer all day.
Things I do in the morning in the order they occur
- •6:30, Alarm goes off, lay in bed on Instagram for ten minutesThis shows my age and out-of-touch-ness as I should probably be on vsco or something like my cool friends
- •6:40, Brushes teeth, gets in shower, etc.
- •7:00, Put on makeup, 90% of the time is spent on eyeliner ugh