A Remote Study of Dev Bros

Things I hear about the weirdos my boyfriend works with at a software development company. To be updated as more info comes in. All weirdos shall remain nameless.
  1. "Ponytail Man"
    This man has a ponytail past his hips. It is like a pet attached to his head. He likes guns and his only political views revolve around making assault weapons accessible.
  2. "Lowkey Trump Supporter"
    This man seemed normal until he friended my boyfriend on Facebook. We then discovered he shared videos supporting Trump with notes like "I don't want to get in a fight, this is just my opinion" and "I'm not saying I support Trump, but thought I would share."
  3. "Soccer Pothead"
    This man comes back from his lunch break completely blazed. He also does no work and watches soccer on his computer all day.