INTERESTING SUPERPOWERS

  1. making people forget about object permanence
  2. growing a wing. just one. fly around in circles
  3. summoning vaseline
  4. changing the colour of objects into their complimentary colour
  5. super speed but only when drunk
  6. instantly mastering the swear words in any language
  7. the ability to refill anything
    your pockets. someone elses bladder. your juice. led in your pencil.
  8. transferring things from the internet to you
    think of the closet you would have. the people you would meet. who wouldn't know where they are. but still.
  9. your hair changing color based on your emotions
  10. remembering your dreams after you wake up