If You Mention the Following in Your Fb Status I Will Probably Unfriend You Tbh

Ur just separating the wheat from the tares for me, so thank u
  1. 1.
    Anything about the weather and how upset you are that the weather is being the weather (i.e. unpredictable).
    YES. IT SNOWS SOMETIMES IN THE SPRING. WHAT.
  2. 2.
    Anything about your political views and how they're better than all of ours.
    Bonus points if you start by saying "I don't like to talk about my political views on here, but..."
  3. 3.
    Your pyramid scheme "party."
    If I never hear another word about a Jamberry party it will be too soon.